snoozin at convention (a lightweight blog)

So my buddy told me he took Benadryl right before the drama at the convention and I basically went on a rant...and thought it made some sort of sense (try saying that 5x fast)...so I'm going to share it with the world...here goes it...

Him: "So like an idiot today i took 2 benadryl right before the drama at convention. That was fun."

Me: "LOL wow..that's not too smart..why did you take Benadryl?"

Him: "Allergies were crazy and I was snorting and sneezing and sniffling all day.  When it's quiet in the convention that's no good."

Me: "Haha..yea..that's awkward...Almost as awkward as when you fall asleep from taking Benadryl and your head suddenly bobs down quickly and you wake up hoping no one noticed. When in actuality, everyone and their mama noticed, and their silently hoping there is some sort of funny part in the drama so they can laugh at 'it' when they are actually releasing the laughter from watching someone just totally snap their neck from falling asleep and trying to play it off as if it never happened.  Not to mention, being very happy it was not them this time.. Meanwhile, people who saw you, and their mamas, are all now distracted, because, instead of paying attention to the already-hard-to-pay-attention-to drama, they are now waiting for the inevitable moment of that person who took Benadryl to bob their head forward once more.  And maybe, just maybe, the moment will climax when that person..dare I say it..snores!  And then when/if that happens, then, they can for sure L.O.L., without waiting for a rare comedic part in the drama, because it is absolutely obvious that someone else has definitely, probably, seen/heard this not-so-silent embarrasment at last.  So good job of distracting a bunch of people from getting their annual intake of spiritual food! Way to go Sniffles!" ;)

P.S.: After re-writing this, I see how it may have come across as somewhat sarcastic, harsh and maybe a tad rude...but I think it's safe to say that this scenario has happened to just about everyone.  I just got a bit carried away w/my story line...